Shawarma King

Shawarma King is good, everyone knows that. What catches my attention is their almost black magicish ability to fit an unreasonable amount of food into one little pita. I add every topping that is offered because I am a classically trained over-eater, and I am fully prepared to deal with the mess that should ensue from trying to have it all. Well swibble on my face. Those Kings are absolute masters of the pinch and fold. I didn’t drop a bite. And in round three, when I asked them to add the bag of LIME Tostitos to the mix, they were all “done” and I was all, “please marry me” and they were all, “I don’t understand English.”