Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Listen, i know you are bored with this. It's not Josephine's fault. Rule of three's. Popples.
- Open can of tuna (in water, you have to draw the line somewhere)
- Mix in some mayo
- Add the other stuff you like to add and then...
- Take that almost finished bag of LIME Tostitos and pour it into the mix
- Enjoy your delicious sandwich
This solves a lot of problems. The little pieces of chip at the bottom of the bag are so small that they are difficult to grasp. Pouring the crumbs in your mouth has its drawbacks (both physical and social/phychological). You CANNOT just throw the bag out with perfectly good crumbs left. Go ahead. Make yourself an awesome tuna sandwich.
The first problem that happens is knowing how to log in. If you cant log in you cant share thoughts.
Second problem: Thoughts. Josephine has them but they dont linger enough to come out. They turn into other thoughts, then they tell her to make some food. Once that happens, Josephine's day is over.
Third Problem: Why do we have to do everything in 3's? We dont.
Shit, we just did!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
"Josephine is a foxy lady"
"Josephine Synclare Hooftoolan is my best friend"
"Josephine is so super great. I would totes bag do anything she says"
"I take a deep breath and look into my future, and images of Josephine wearing a wedding dress, birthing my children, and dying in my arms flash all around the insides my eyelids."
"Josephine, who? Oh her? Yeah, she coo."