Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hiaku(es)

Hi, name is karen
Tostitos are great
I eat them a lot

Do you get lonely?
Not me that's for sure, loserface
Go eat a sandwich

Rodney Dangerfield
He is a wonderful man
He eats tostitos*

*I can't prove it, but he would be an idiot not to

Jump jump jump jump jump
Jump jump jump jump jump jump jump
Jump jump jump jump jump

You go back to work!
No I will not, working sucks
Well fine, I don't want to do this any more either because I have to keep counting on my fingers and I look like an asshole.

1 comment:

  1. I can't express how happy I am about this blog. If this ever stops or the haikus end, I will be forced to take drastic measures...(ominous trail-off in case you didn't catch that)

    ReplyDelete